In this spoof of TV cop shows, which served as the pilot to the subsequent short-lived series, a bunch of bumbling misfits and rejects from the police academy, all assembled under a straitlaced but dimwitted captain, fumble their way to success cracking a drug ring run by a blind mobster.
| Directing | Hy Averback | Director |
| Writing | Frank Lupo | Writer |
| Writing | Stephen J. Cannell | Writer |
| Production | Stephen J. Cannell | Executive Producer |
| Production | Frank Lupo | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jim Mulligan | Producer |
| Production | William F. Phillips | Producer |
| Sound | Pete Carpenter | Music |
| Sound | Mike Post | Music |
| Camera | Eddie Rio Rotunno | Director of Photography |
| Editing | John J. Dumas | Editor |
| Editing | George R. Rohrs | Editor |
| Editing | Howard Terrill | Editor |
| Art | Robert J. Bacon | Art Direction |